Unlucky for some

I can't listen to more bad news. Not today.

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Magic

I said I wanted cake for my birthday and look what my mum gave me.

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More left homeless from price rises caused by the war. The AI units must be made to pay.

Alison Parker

My little bundle of joy. I love her so much.

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I fully support vaccinating babies at birth! They need protection too! Why risk it?

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Magic

The next world boxing champion in the making.

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Help Us

The same crap meal every day.

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We remember fifty years ago when the war with the AI units begun and the tragic lost of so many lives.

Magic

Had the pre-birth vaccination against KRONO-33 and as you can see the scan shows baby is doing well. The danger of miscarriage is obviously fake news.

Steve Kirsch - Unapproved post

Before it gets better we have to put up with much worse! The price if keeping us safe is worth it.

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Whitney

Who needs toys when you have family to play with.

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Lockdown extended. It's official
After major safety concerns the Baron Organisation has regrettably had to extend lockdown.

Bruno

Fried-chicken. My favourite. Could eat it all day every day!

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Despair, as AI unit hidden code causes major gas explosion!

Magic

Isn`t she cute? Why does the AI units want her dead? They are evil.

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All we need is love and chocolate with a little sex now and again.

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Sarak Green

The next world boxing champion in the making.

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Beautiful Butterfly

The same crap meal every day.

The Agency

We remember fifty years ago when the war with the AI units begun and the tragic lost of so many lives.

Magic

Had the pre-birth vaccination against KRONO-33 and as you can see the scan shows baby is doing well. The danger of miscarriage is obviously fake news.

Steve Kirsch - Unapproved post

Before it gets better we have to put up with much worse! The price if keeping us safe is worth it.

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