Magic

I can't listen to more bad news. Not today.

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Coming soon to a channel near you. TOO HOT FOR SHARKS.

Mrs Brown

I said I wanted cake for my birthday and look what my mum gave me.

The Agency

More left homeless from price rises caused by the war. The AI units must be made to pay.

Friends of Apes

My little bundle of joy. I love her so much.

Steve Kirsch - Unapproved post

Before it gets better we have to put up with much worse! The price if keeping us safe is worth it.

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Sarak Green

We welcome a new pet to our home. Our daughter loves him.

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Lockdown extended. It's official
After major safety concerns the Baron Organisation has regrettably had to extend lockdown.

Alison Parker

Yet another healthy meal. I really just want a burger!!

The Agency

Another attack leave millions dead!! We will strike back.

Mrs Brown

At last! Sleep...

DeadSuddenly - Unapproved post

A local man died suddenly in front of a hospital after being vaccinated against KRONO-33
Video footage shows that he felt unwell and sat down on a bench, after which he lost consciousness. Cause of Death is reported to be cardiac arrest

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The Agency

The next world boxing champion in the making.

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Whitney

The same crap meal every day.

The Agency

We remember fifty years ago when the war with the AI units begun and the tragic lost of so many lives.

Mrs Brown

Had the pre-birth vaccination against KRONO-33 and as you can see the scan shows baby is doing well. The danger of miscarriage is obviously fake news.

El Donald Trumpy - Unapproved post

I am considering running for government. NOVA could do with being GREAT AGAIN!

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Help Us

Who needs toys when you have family to play with.

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Lockdown extended. It's official
After major safety concerns the Baron Organisation has regrettably had to extend lockdown.

Friends of Apes

Fried-chicken. My favourite. Could eat it all day every day!

The Agency

Despair, as AI unit hidden code causes major gas explosion!

Sarak Green

Isn`t she cute? Why does the AI units want her dead? They are evil.

Hope - Unapproved post

We should not have to live with vaccines forever. It’s unnatural. Have HOPE!!!

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