AI Killer

The next world boxing champion in the making.

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Coming soon to a channel near you. TOO HOT FOR SHARKS.

Beautiful Butterfly

The same crap meal every day.

The Agency

We remember fifty years ago when the war with the AI units begun and the tragic lost of so many lives.

Whitney

Had the pre-birth vaccination against KRONO-33 and as you can see the scan shows baby is doing well. The danger of miscarriage is obviously fake news.

Immigration News - Unapproved post

Thousands of migrants kicked out of their shelters to make way for the Baron’s family new mansion.

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Beautiful Butterfly

I can't listen to more bad news. Not today.

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Magic

I said I wanted cake for my birthday and look what my mum gave me.

The Agency

More left homeless from price rises caused by the war. The AI units must be made to pay.

Bruno

My little bundle of joy. I love her so much.

PlantswideFM - Unapproved post

OMGFG!!!! This can’t be true....can it????
Prices going up AGAIN!!!

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Misty

CATS!!! CATS!!! CATS!!! CATS!!! CATS!!! CATS!!!

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SPIN 2 WIN
Play and win up to 1000 credits on each spin.

Misty

Ten seconds and it is done! I'm hungry again.

The Agency

Our attack on the last AI unit outpost on this planet has begun. A tribute to our brave Selectors

Friends of Apes

My daughter is a reminder that we have a future worth fighting for. She was vaccinated today.

Sweet Season - Unapproved post

All we need is love and chocolate with a little sex now and again.

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AI Killer

Who needs toys when you have family to play with.

Agency Approved Post

Lockdown extended. It's official
After major safety concerns the Baron Organisation has regrettably had to extend lockdown.

Sarak Green

Fried-chicken. My favourite. Could eat it all day every day!

The Agency

Despair, as AI unit hidden code causes major gas explosion!

Help Us

Isn`t she cute? Why does the AI units want her dead? They are evil.

Steve Kirsch - Unapproved post

Before it gets better we have to put up with much worse! The price if keeping us safe is worth it.

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