Unlucky for some

I can't listen to more bad news. Not today.

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Coming soon to a channel near you. TOO HOT FOR SHARKS.

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I said I wanted cake for my birthday and look what my mum gave me.

The Agency

More left homeless from price rises caused by the war. The AI units must be made to pay.

Bruno

My little bundle of joy. I love her so much.

Get Creative - Unapproved post

Death to meat eaters especially those that refuse to take the vaccine. We all know they spread the virus when they sweat.

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Whitney

CATS!!! CATS!!! CATS!!! CATS!!! CATS!!! CATS!!!

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SPIN 2 WIN
Play and win up to 1000 credits on each spin.

Danny Cage

Ten seconds and it is done! I'm hungry again.

The Agency

Our attack on the last AI unit outpost on this planet has begun. A tribute to our brave Selectors

Mrs Brown

My daughter is a reminder that we have a future worth fighting for. She was vaccinated today.

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Thousands of migrants kicked out of their shelters to make way for the Baron’s family new mansion.

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Friends of Apes

CATS!!! CATS!!! CATS!!! CATS!!! CATS!!! CATS!!!

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SPIN 2 WIN
Play and win up to 1000 credits on each spin.

Cat lover lover

Ten seconds and it is done! I'm hungry again.

The Agency

Our attack on the last AI unit outpost on this planet has begun. A tribute to our brave Selectors

Help Us

My daughter is a reminder that we have a future worth fighting for. She was vaccinated today.

Legend Reborn - Unapproved post

Stop being played. The war against the AI units is not real.

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AI Killer

Who needs toys when you have family to play with.

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Lockdown extended. It's official
After major safety concerns the Baron Organisation has regrettably had to extend lockdown.

Whitney

Fried-chicken. My favourite. Could eat it all day every day!

The Agency

Despair, as AI unit hidden code causes major gas explosion!

AI Killer

Isn`t she cute? Why does the AI units want her dead? They are evil.

Tom Jackson - Unapproved post

I fully support vaccinating babies at birth! They need protection too! Why risk it?

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